The most accurate dad job description ever printed.
This isn’t just a shirt... it’s your resume.
From stroller pusher to magic maker, this performance tee celebrates every role a real park dad plays. Lightweight, moisture-wicking, and built for movement, it’s made for rope drops, meltdown missions, and late-night fireworks. The back lists your credentials. The front says you’re part of something bigger.
Because Main Street dads don’t just show up. They carry the crew.
Product Specs: • 100% premium polyester • Moisture-wicking, odor-resistant, fade + snag-proof • Reinforced seams + relaxed fit for all-day wear • UPF44+ protection from the sun while you lead the way
